Love, Marriage, and Jokes: A Collection of Hilarious Quips for Couples

Laughter is one of the best ways to bond with your partner. It can help you de-stress, improve your mood, and even strengthen your relationship. And what's funnier than a good joke? If you're looking for a laugh, you've come to the right place. We've compiled a collection of the funniest love, marriage, and relationship jokes that are sure to get you and your partner giggling.

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by Alyssa Satin Capucilli

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Love Jokes

• What do you call a couple who is always arguing? A sparring partner.
• What's the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.
• Why did the couple get married? Because they couldn't stand being apart.
• What do you call a couple who is always on the same page? A book.
• Why did the couple break up? Because they were both too immature to handle a relationship.

Marriage Jokes

• What's the best thing about marriage? You always have someone to blame your problems on.
• What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? A husband is someone who has stopped dating other women.
• Why did the husband get a divorce? Because his wife wouldn't let him watch football in peace.
• What's the best way to keep your wife happy? Let her think she's in charge.
• Why did the husband and wife get into a fight? Because he wanted to go to the hardware store and she wanted to go to the mall.

Relationship Jokes

• What's the best thing about being in a relationship? You always have someone to share your blankets with.
• What's the worst thing about being in a relationship? You always have someone to steal your blankets.
• Why did the couple break up? Because they couldn't agree on who was going to do the dishes.
• What's the best way to get over a breakup? Get under someone else.
• Why did the couple get married? Because they were both tired of being single.

Adult Jokes

• What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A girlfriend is someone you can do anything with. A wife is someone you have to do everything with.
• What's the best way to spice up your marriage? Get a divorce.
• Why did the couple get a divorce? Because they couldn't stop fighting about who was going to do the laundry.
• What's the best way to get over a divorce? Get married again.
• Why did the couple break up? Because they couldn't agree on who was going to get the dog.

We hope you enjoyed our collection of love, marriage, and relationship jokes. If you're looking for more laughs, be sure to check out our other joke collections.

just joking for married peaple funny jokes: Love and Marriage Jokes Book, Relationship, jokes, Funny Jokes for Couples, Adult Jokes, Funny Anecdotes, Best jokes for couples only

by Alyssa Satin Capucilli

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	298 KB
Print length	:	30 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE